Back in 2024, I fell for this “scientifically proven” weight loss program from a TikTok coach ($199, non-refunded). Promised I’d shed 20 lbs in a month—spoiler: I lost 2 lbs and my dignity.
They said it’s “low-carb, high-energy,” but the meal plan had me eating kale smoothies that tasted like lawn clippings. I’m no chef, spent hours figuring out their macro tracker (who has time to weigh spinach?).
One time, I skipped the shake and ate a burger—felt like I betrayed the fitness gods. My coworker’s on Noom and dropped 15 lbs way easier. The guidebook’s binding fell apart in, what, six weeks?
But, not gonna lie, the HIIT workouts were kinda fire (here’s a sweaty selfie, lol).
Think they said “lifetime access” to the app, or was it a year? Anyone else get suckered? Worth selling the recipe book on eBay?
They said it’s “low-carb, high-energy,” but the meal plan had me eating kale smoothies that tasted like lawn clippings. I’m no chef, spent hours figuring out their macro tracker (who has time to weigh spinach?).
One time, I skipped the shake and ate a burger—felt like I betrayed the fitness gods. My coworker’s on Noom and dropped 15 lbs way easier. The guidebook’s binding fell apart in, what, six weeks?
But, not gonna lie, the HIIT workouts were kinda fire (here’s a sweaty selfie, lol).
Think they said “lifetime access” to the app, or was it a year? Anyone else get suckered? Worth selling the recipe book on eBay?
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