I snagged this all-in-one workout tower during Black Friday 2023 (was $799, got it for $499). Looked dope in the influencer’s IG reel, but now it’s just holding my hoodies in the guest room. They hyped it as “compact and versatile”—yeah, right!
Takes up half my living room, and the pull-up bar wobbles like it’s auditioning for a horror flick. Spent a week googling how to adjust the resistance bands (turns out you need their app, but it’s iOS-only?). Once, I didn’t lock the weight stack right, and it nearly took out my cat’s water bowl.
My buddy’s got a cheaper model from Walmart, and it’s honestly smoother. The padding started flaking after, like, three months? Still, gotta admit, when I actually use it, my lats feel jacked (check this blurry arm pic).
The manual says “5-year warranty,” or maybe 3? Anyone else stuck with this thing? How do I sell it without eating a huge loss?
Takes up half my living room, and the pull-up bar wobbles like it’s auditioning for a horror flick. Spent a week googling how to adjust the resistance bands (turns out you need their app, but it’s iOS-only?). Once, I didn’t lock the weight stack right, and it nearly took out my cat’s water bowl.
My buddy’s got a cheaper model from Walmart, and it’s honestly smoother. The padding started flaking after, like, three months? Still, gotta admit, when I actually use it, my lats feel jacked (check this blurry arm pic).
The manual says “5-year warranty,” or maybe 3? Anyone else stuck with this thing? How do I sell it without eating a huge loss?
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