Equinox DTLA has a 400-person waitlist. F45 just trademarked “Prancercise HIIT.” I watched 25 grown women in matching Lululemon gallop, hurdle, and plank on their hobby horses for 45 minutes straight without breaking character. The instructor yelled “Trot on the green splat!” and they all switched directions like it was the military.
I’m torn between:
A) This is the most joyful fitness trend ever
B) We have fallen as a society
Ladies, be honest, are we actually doing this in 2026? Dudes, would you be caught dead in one? Drop your vote and roast/defend in the replies.
I’m torn between:
A) This is the most joyful fitness trend ever
B) We have fallen as a society
Ladies, be honest, are we actually doing this in 2026? Dudes, would you be caught dead in one? Drop your vote and roast/defend in the replies.
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